BIRTHDAY MONTH:
January: I hate
February: I ran naked with
March: I need
April: I shot
May: I smoked weed with
June: I killed
July: I pissed on
August: I fucked
September: I got married with
October: I stabbed
November: I did a blow job to
December: I took a crap on



BIRTHDAY DATE:
1: A monkey
2: A prostitute
3: A vacuum cleaner
4: Your mom
5: Barney the Dinosaur
6: A dog
7: Santa Clause
8: A hobo
9: A porn star
10: A condom
11: A bowl of cereal
12: A Jewish Person
13: A lesbian
14: A horse
15: An old man
16: A drug dealer
17: A clown
18: Your grandma
19: A dildo
20: Micheal Jackson
21: A drunk Mexican
22: An egg
23: A piece of crap
24: A robot
25: A Nazi
26: A puppet
27: George Busch
28: A black guy
29: Madonna
30: A cookie jar
31: A fat guy


SHIRT COLOR:
White: Because that's what I am
Black: Because I'm cool like that
Pink: Because my Mom told me to
Red: Because I was drunk
Blue: Because I hate my life
Yellow: Because I'm Gay
Grey: Because I stink
Green: Because I smoked crack
Orange: Because I'm ugly
Brown: Because I'm racist
No T-Shirt: Because I'm Sexy
Other: Because I'm single